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i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps
reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it
2003: It sounds incredible, but in the future whole webpages full of images and videos will load in the blink of an eye.
2023: It sounds incredible, but text-only news articles used to load in the blink of an eye.
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches
i think if you block someone it should play an explosion animation on their dashboard but not say what happened or who . just like battleship















